What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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