Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
is it fun? or sober?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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