i just wanna soil my oats bro
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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