yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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