The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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