What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
