i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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