All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize