The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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