Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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