He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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