what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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