all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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