things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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