Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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