She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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