Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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