I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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