They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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