8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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