i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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