Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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