i love accidental penises.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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