in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
