i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Randomize
