i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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