You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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