Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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