I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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