Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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