I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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