i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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