Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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