so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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