chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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