i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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