An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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