i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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