how can u be prego again
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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