this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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