About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
nutella sex= disaster
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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