I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
my poor anus
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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