My room smells like vodka and shame
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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