he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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