He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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