did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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