I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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