One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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