I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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