Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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