No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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