I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.