meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME