Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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