Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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