Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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