who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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