ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
