Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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